[Billy]: Yes, I will go back to school
And achieve victory!
No man will take what my father has built
Unless that man is me!

[Veronica]: My Billy, sweet Billy boy
I knew you would go back
No one can stop you if you try
Don't I have a nice rack?

[Billy]: Veronica, I thank you
For beating the shit out of me
I see things so clearly now
I choose my destiny

[veronica]: Oh Billy, I knew you had it in ya'

[Kids]: We're here to help you Billy
Get back in school to stay
You gotta' work real hard
And stick it out
Till graduation day!

[Clown]: Hey, Kids! It's me
I bet you thought that I was dead
But when I fell over I just broke my leg
And got a hemorrhage in my head [ha ha ha]

[All]: There are obstacles in the way
[Maid]: In the way
[All again]: But together we shall overcome
[Maid]: Overcome
But you can't break a spirit
And you can't heal a dream
[Maid]: Dream
Do you have anymore gum?
More gum, more gum, more gum
[Billy]: Do you have anymore gum?
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/a/adam+sandler/i+will+go+back+to+school_20644960.html ]