Transcribed by big brother.
[setting: a restaurant with music playing in the background]
And now the excited southerner proposes to a girl.
Girl: you wanted to ask me something?
Excited southerner: yes, I did. I - first of all I just wanted to say that youre -- very pretty girl, and i, I -- hoo -- youthe -- weve known each other for so long now, and-uh, its ab
Ime that the two of us -- were both getting older right now, and-uh, and I dont want to die alone, I -- tell you that much -- hoo -- getting ahead of myself -- got ta slow down, hoo-hoo, conce
E on what Im trying to get across to you right now, hoo, I mean, whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing to be a house husband, you dont have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your job there, there,
Im, the-, im, Im -- hoo, honeymoon in the poconos, with the -- hoo, woo hoo -- sex optional -- you dont have to do what you dont want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo, someday youre going to love m
D that -- thats fi-- til death do us part i, well get the chocolate cake and the sunrise and the sunset -- no prenuptial agree --
Girl: look, are you trying to ask me to marry you? because Im just not ready for that kind of commitment.
Excited southerner: coooooo.