do you know that man did never land on the moon
that the end of this world's coming soon
that Jesus had a brother too
do you know that Jerry Springer has got it right
that Elvis Presley is still alive
that Diet Pepsi isn't light
do you know that dead men can be frozen in
until another age begins
where television is a sin
do you know that Lustre Seven really works
stay up all night on just a herb
that dead men don't buy porn to jerk
welcome to the modern world
do you know computers kill the human brain
and we will never see the rain
John Candy in the Hall of Fame
do you know the Abflex doesn't work at all
Oasis built a wonderwall
and this is not a song at all
