Crashing through the crowded halls,
Dodging girls like ping-pong balls,
Just to reach the bathroom on time.
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Leaping over laundry piles,
Diapers you can smell for miles,
Guy's gotta do what he can to survive.
In the Loud house!
In the Loud house!
Duck, dodge, push, and shove,
It's how we show our love.
In the Loud house!
In the Loud house!
One boy and ten girls.
Wouldn't trade it for the world.
Loud!
House!
Loud, Loud house!
(Poo-poo!)