If the seeds that come for me are protecting your lie
Why fight? Just come towards with forces, do it now!
I crawl around ivory thrones and your wandering eye
Your wandering eye, your wandering eye, your
Oh, sing it loud!
Those wandering eyes are so weak, so sing it
Oh, sing it loud!
Ah! Oh, no, you've gone away!
FETID HUMAN, RELEASE ME!
Not so fast we need to get a few things clear
We're going to need you to sign a truce, this is our lawyer
Hello Ziltoid, this contract between us
-You agree to join forces with the humans (Yes!)
-You agree to not turn against the humans (Yes!)
-At the end of the day, forthwith and without prejudice (Yes!)
-You relinquish your command over to Captain Spectacular (OK!)
-Very good, sign here here and here
OKAY! Thank you very much do you mind if I use the bathroom for a moment?
Not at all
Yes, out in a jiffy!
Silly humans, they free me, yet they do not know the depth of my evil
Yes, I have something in mind for them, and the war princess
Captain spectacular frees Ziltoid and an uneasy truce is born
The battle's about to begin, the war about to commence
Preparations for the alliance are now underway
Ziltoid and the human army get their
Collective poop in a great big shiny group
The first order of business: beat that war
Princess before she begins stage three of her attack!
Ziltoid knows of something even more powerful!
Something so crazy and dangerous
No mere mortal dare utter the name of aloud unless
They want their head to explode into tiny bulbous shards
But for the sake of your listening pleasure and today's story
We're just going to call it by the human translation
Herman The Planet Smasher
Now, don't pull any fast ones, Ziltoid
You need to get that weapon of yours down here
There's a lot riding on this trust I've got in you
Don't let me down!
Aye Aye captain poopypants
Don't worry I shan't let you down, I'm on your side!
Ziltoid is keeping to himself that he's only
Too aware of the great danger of dealing with the
Planet Smasher and just what it might bring
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