And i thank my lucky stars everyday for indoor plumbing
Cause i know nobody knows where i'd have ended up without it
Caught a bit of my fur in your teeth, and you ate me
As i went sliding down your throat they heard my cry resound:
I will always be around.
I thought that i would always be around.
But inside your digestive trip
What was there for me to grip?
I wanted nothing more than just to stay there
The truth is i was just too dumb
To stop myself from holding on.
I believed in love.
The truth is i was just so dumb
I mistook your refuse for love
Clinging in the bowels as the shits poured on
I might've stayed on but the gravity released me
And out, out i dropped
And now here i lay steaming.