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Correct I Run NY Lyrics
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The Lonely Island
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Correct I Run NY
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Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman, the mayor of New York. Mayor: Good morning. It's been brought to my attention that many rap artists Claim that they run New York. But this is not the case. In fact, I wrote my own song about what it's really like. Please excuse the profanity in advance. Hit it. Lonely Island: I run New York! Billie Joe: New York, big city of dreams And you know that I run this town King of the streets, dressed in concrete Skyscrapers on my crown So if you want this Big Apple Come try to take a bite! Cause I run this motherfucking city And I won't give it up without a fight! Lonely Island: Yo I run New York It's a pain in the ass The city's crowded as fuck And it's covered in trash And the sanitation chief just shoveled shit in my face Another transit strike? Aw, fucking great! I can't wait to have another meeting with the labor union So that Mark can bend me over and then shove their fucking shoe in But I do it so you can sip your pumpkin lattes I literally run New York and it's exhausting! Billie Joe: I run New York It's a fucking headache It really wears you down In this lake of bureaucratic bullshit It's a miracle I don't drown! Lonely Island: I don't literally run New York I run the marathon Plus I organize it So I double run the marathon But no one seems to give a fuck that I'm a paragon Instead they photoshop me so it's looking like I wear a thong So they laugh at it in my own office when I'm gone Went to the Nick's game and they booed me on the Jumbo Tron Excuse me for trying to help you They won't be satisfied till I'm locked up in Belleview I guess they don't tell you this job sucks dick! I run New York and it feels like shit! Billie Joe: The chief of Police is a major bully He laughs at my ideas He made fun of my tie last week And I had to fight back tears! Lonely Island: Now on the surface, it probably looks like I should quit Cause I spend every day getting punched in the dick But at night I travel down into the subway Wearing chain mail, locked and loaded for gun play And battle the gigantic fire breathing mutant rats If I fucking quit, who the fuck would do that? I'll give you a hint, the answer is no one That's why I'm in the sewer dressed up like a show gun Cause I'm the equinox I helped James Springs Releasing hounds reef in the blood of kings And no one even knows, they just think I'm a dork But I still kill those fucking dogs, cause I run New York! Billie Joe: I run New York It's a shitty gig No overtime in my pay I asked the city for a fucking bonus And they said no fucking way! So rotten is this big apple It's crawling with worms inside But I run this motherfucking shit hole city and it makes me want to die! Lonely Island: I run New York! Mayor: Thank you.
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