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Correct My Name Is Bob Lyrics
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Tim Hawkins
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Correct My Name Is Bob
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I got an apartment, I think you know. But the rent was just to high to pay, So I got a room mate, I didn't know, And he moved his stuff in yesterday, When he walked in, Oooh, He said to me, My name's Bob And I'm a slob And I just thought I'd let you know I don't shave, And I don't bathe And I love to nibble on my toes, I gotta be honest, I think you know. But his odor was one you can't ignore, So I tried to take it, Oooh, Then my sister knocked upon the door, When she walked in, Oooh, Bob stuck out his hand, And said, My name's Bob, And I'm a slob, And I just thought you wouldn't care, I don't shave, And I don't bathe, And I don't change my underwear, Well my sister freaked out, I think you know, She went out the door and ran away, So I called my buddies, Oooh, To teach him a lesson yesterday, Never again, Oooh, Won't happen again, I said, hey Bob You freaky slob, And my friends pin you to the ground, And I just said that you, Reek bad, And I just thought I'd hold you down, You're a slob, Oh and I am not, I just thought I'd let you know, You're a slob, Oh and I am not, I just thought that you should gooo
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