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Correct You Suck, Christmas Lyrics
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Taryn Southern
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Correct You Suck, Christmas
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Everyone on Christmas Is jumping up and down Why oh why on Christmas Do I wake with a frown The houses give me vertigo With all those blinky lights Paper reindeers in their yards It's such a tacky sight I hate the taste of peppermint, Eggnog or gingerbread I don't like red or even green I'd rather orange instead. I hate christmas sweaters And christmas jewelry I hate nasty jello molds And weird crap on the tree I dread the Christmas spirit I dread the Christmas smiles I dread the Christmas family time I dread the Christmas styles Christmas causes stress Christmas gives me fear Christmas makes me angry Instead of bringing cheer Why oh why does Christmas come every year? It's minus 30 outside And will be for awhile But everyone keeps smiling Their creepy Christmas smile I hate shopping malls And driving in the snow But I feel forced to buy presents For everyone I know So I drink too much wine To ward off Christmas party blues I end up with a bunch of crap That I'll never use There's always a pervert Waiting under mistletoe I don't want your jingle bells Coming near my Christmas bow Christmas causes stress Christmas gives me fear Christmas makes me angry Instead of bringing cheer Why oh why does Christmas come every year You suck, Christmas
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