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Correct Krap Karate Lyrics
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Krap karate... Krap karate... Krap karate... Krap karate... It's not... Comin' to get ya I'm trained in a special skill To not look like I could kill There's a poster on my bedroom wall Of Steven Seagal, krap karate... I haven't studied, I never fight (Fight fight fight) I watch Buffy every night (Night night night...) If you pick on me, there won't be a threat You'll only get, krap karate... My hands are lethal weapons Provided I'm holding a gun I'm registered with the Government As a... Taxpayer Such krap karate Jackie Chan's got everything on me Don't move over, Bruce Lee I could go at any moment I'm a great exponent of... Krap karate... Yee! Hoe! Yoomp! Shing! Hi, I'm Yon An expert with a knife A surgeon, a craftsman A master of the deadly blades Silent death... Yee! Hoe! Yoomp! Shing! Hi, I'm Gatesy... (Interrupting)... So silent, you don't hear a thing It's just... (makes blade-spinning-through-air noises)... Uuuurgh Well, actually, it would be more like... (pause)... Uuuurgh And at close quarters... (makes stabbing noises) I can use my knife silencer... (pause) Hi, I'm Gatesy Demolitions expert Master of C4, A4, and foolscap And if we get into trouble I can call for reinforcements (Those circular adhesive labels...) I can pick off any moving target Until they are... Stationery! Really loud death Yee! Hoe! Yoomp! Shing! Hi, I'm Scod Seamstress Hey! He makes the costumes It's a very important role All three of us, highly trained in the art of Krap karate Late in the evenin', I'm havin' drinks with my girl, (Cafe Latte) I'm her protector, the great defender of her world. (After the party) She grabs my chest, my pecs are burning with desire And the hairs on my legs... This call is being charged at $8. 90 an hour... Jackie Chan's got everyone on me Don't move over, Bruce Lee Don't come any closer Unless you want a dose-of Krap karate! Looks great in a mirror!
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