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Correct Punch You In The Jeans Lyrics
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Correct Punch You In The Jeans
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Jorma These days, a lot of catz is outta line Andy Seems to me like they need to get punched Jorma Yeah, but where you gonna punch them? Andy Yo, the choice is obvious Andy I'll punch you in the jeans, I'll punch you in the jeans This is not a case of man vs. Machine Jorma You think that you're safe, thought you got away clean Andy I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans Jorma I've got my fist clenched, gonna throw a hay-maker Rockin' your slacks from here to jaimaca Shaking your boots 'cause I'm the earth-quaker Bringing those jeans around here was a mistake-a Andy I got a vendetta, it's against your jeans Gonna put my knuckles up against the seams They could be on your legs, or on the clothes line But when I see the zipper and cloth, it's go time Jorma And I'm zeroed in, I got the tunnel-vision Andy Gonna cover you in shit like a ton of pigeons Jorma Man I hate your jeans, I'm gonna bruise that denim Jorma It really doesn't matter, as long as you're in 'em Andy & jorma Yo we'll punch your jeans, we said it before Best believe this is not a metaphor Better watch your back, 'cause we're on the creek, and we won't stop until your jeans are six feet deep Jorma Man I'll murder your jeans, I'll feed 'em to the fishes, Here's what I'd do if I had three wishes Punch your jeans on all three counts It would bring me satisfaction in large amounts Andy Yo, if I had three wishes I would do the same We see eye to eye in this jean punch game (yeah) I'd lay them in a field where there's chemical spray But I'd punch them first Jorma Yo that goes without sayin' (yeah) Acid wash, pleats, or a nifty cuff It's just another jean for my fist to stuff Andy Throwing fist to cuffs, eat pants like bagged lunches Jeans pronounced dead Jorma Cause of death? Andy Hecka punches Andy & jorma Yo we'll punch your jeans, we said it before, Best believe this is not a metaphor You got something to say? We got the proper retorts Beat your jeans so bad that they wish they were shorts Andy Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm Put divets in the rivets with my physical arm Jorma Gonna beat those jeans, wanna dip 'em in slime Turn your 501's into 499's Andy When I punch your jean I like to imagine a face The fly is the nose and the balls are the base of the face Jorma You got taste and it shows, my man Andy God damn your jean brand got me throwing my hand Jorma Gonna go back in time and find the man who made jeans And choke him to death, if you know what I mean Andy Yo I know what you mean, so keep your jeans on a hush So breakout out out When you get a bum rushed Andy & jorma You we'll punch your jeans, we said it before Best believe this is not a metaphor So take off your jeans and reverse the curse 'Cause we're the best jean punchers in the universe Jorma It really doesn't matter as long as you're in 'em (x2)
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