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Correct The Toronto Sucks Lyrics
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Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie
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Correct The Toronto Sucks
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I hate the skydome and the CN tower too I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo The rents too high, the airs unclean The beaches are dirty, and the people are mean And the women are big, and the men are dumb And the children are loopy cause they live in a slum The water is polluted and the mayors a dork They dress real bad and they think they're New York In Toronto, Ontario (spoken) You know, I think I hate all of Ontario Oh ya me too I hate Thunderbay and Ottawa Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa London sucks, and the Great Lakes sucks And Sarnia sucks, and Turkey Point sucks I took a trip to Ontario, to see Brian in Sarnia He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me on a tree I went to see the Maple Leafs, and got hit in the head with a puck I don't know even how they did it, i mean i was playing the organ at the time Ontario, sucks Yup, actually you know nowI really think about it, i think i pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country Well except Albeta Ya, ya I love Alberta It's very nice, lots of cows and trees and rocks and dirt but, I hate Newfoundland cause they talk so weird And Prince Edward Island is, too small Nova Scotia's dumb cause its a name of a bank New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer, isnt that dumb? Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old And as for the territories they are too cold And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us Cause Alberta, doesnt suck but Calgary does
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