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Correct Runnin' Block Lyrics
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Toby Keith
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Correct Runnin' Block
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My buddy said his girlfriend is as pretty as can be He said help a brother out tonight And come double date with me She's gotta a baby sister and they're headed into town They're lookin' for a good time They're fun to be around I said what do she look like? He scratched his head and stated: "She was a home comin' football queen Before she graduated. We'll wine and dine and do 'em fine And really double date 'em Then take 'em back to the Motel Six and Try to separate 'em. They showed up in a pickup truck They were right on time. His was kinda heafty But not half as big as mine. I'm runnin' block Turn the lights down low Runnin' block Don't want know one to know That I tried to drink her skinny but she's still about 215 Sometimes you got to bow up And take one for the team She cleaned her plate at dinner Then she ate what's left of mine. Then she wolfed down a big cheesecake As I drank all the wine. She strolled out to the patio For an after dinner cig I said "Bro you done 'er this time And gonna owe me big. You know why? ''cause my brother's havin' a party Thought you outta know He's got coeds swimmin nekked The reason I can't go... I'm runnin' block Turn the lights down low Runnin' block Don't want know one to know That I tried to drink her skinny but she's still about 215 Sometimes you got to bow up And take one for the team. Now bow up boys When we got back to the motel I kicked up my feet And she put me in a headlock And said snuggle up with me. My buddy finished early And when he walked through the door I was layin' there half nekked She had me pinned down to the floor. Son I can't believe you caught me With this big ole jelly roll You can laugh at me tomorrow You can't ever tell a soul That I'm runnin' block Turn the lights down low Runnin' block Don't want know one to know That I tried to drink her skinny but she's still about 215 Sometimes you got to bow up And take one for the team.
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