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Correct Jose & Mark Lyrics
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[Intro] Welcome back to sports chat I'm standing here with two fellas who are having a heck of a year, the Bash Brothers At this point guys I think everyone knows who you are, but just in case, why don’t you introduce yourselves Oh okay well [Hook] They call me Joseeeeeeeee And I'm Mark Joseeeeeeeee And I'm Mark [Verse 1] Go Jose go oiled up like Rambo Take the needle out my butt and hop in the lambo Th-The anabolics got me feelin’ bionic Cause' you know I'm indestructible I'm Jose, I'm Mark You're a stud And you're a thoroughbred stallion Necks laced up with the let's bash medallion Rollin’ to hilltop mall to get a pager Got girls of every flavour Because we’re in the Majors Freaks hit up my Skytel, I'll come mess up your Maybelline My beeper beeping more than my dialysis machine K-k-kidney failure’s just part of the game We're not ashamed now the world knows my motherfucking name [Hook] They call me Joseeeeeeeee And I'm Mark Joseeeeeeeee And I'm Mark [Bridge] Canseco, can make the hoes go low Slow mo for your bro and [?] 1980 oh [?] the year of the [?] The whole Bay love me cause’ I'm so bolo Speeding though San Fran Got a pass from the popo Pumpin' my andros then wash 'em down with SoCo [Verse 2] Try and touch my cherry curls I'll put you in a chokehold Hit the taco bell and drop the extra guacamolo Hotbox the whole Lambo with pakalolo And teach me that taekwondo though Well step into my dojo Cocaine fists cave your nose hole They don't know though We like Samwise and Frodo But also like Dorothy and Toto But way more swole bro Our bodies are loco that's why they're chanting [Hook] Joseeeeeeeee (Jose Jose Jose) And I'm Mark Joseeeeeeeee (Jose Jose Jose) My name is Mark McGwire I play first base They call me Joseeeeee (Jose, Jose, Jose) (And I'm Mark, And I'm Mark And I'm Mark) And I'm Mark Joseeeeeeeee (And I'm Mark, I'm Mark) And I'm M-m-m-m-Mark
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