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Correct Dom Porridge Lyrics
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Joe: Porritt got his bollucks whacked in Pe He was holding them all the way through Dt Porritt has no mates and is a cunt That is why he is called a runt Porridge never comes out to play Porritt stays at home, scared to look away Porridge is always getting older And soon his hair will get much, much balder Rob: We have always hated Tom and called him a bitch Everytime he walks on to the pitch, He will ripped apart by Marcus Coombs He wears size 4 shoes like a runt And will always lose in Wembo like a big cunt Watto: Tom Porritt Wealdstone raider: You've got no fans, You've got no fans Randy: Porritt, the runt, won't last the whole winter I liked Hamish's mum, so i shagged her All Tom wants to do is play some Football Even tho he can do fuck all When he's angry, fellow runts he will summon He knows he will never have sex with a women However Dom dosen't care anyway For the rest of his life he wants to be gay Tom: There is a group in Doveridge called The Runts They are cunts They sit there all day waiting to be helped But no, that's the lift a runt A little Cunt Alan Partridge: Oh well this is great banter, it really is Matty: He comes on the pitch Asking for assistance Contributing nothing And offering runty little resistance Communicating in grunts And high pitch squeals That make you want to puke up your meals He is about 3 foot 5 tall And is weak and loses every brawl Toms a runt and although he won't admit it Porridge really is a little shit Ben: A runt like Porritt has no friends And will continue to until his life ends A runt will get beaten up everyday And isn't worth any of my first aid Porridge is always scared and will always hide Don't expect him to put up a fight George: The puney runts are ropey And act hard, like a stokie The runty ropey breeders Scurry off to the artroom Getting runted off the ball By the bigguns, that are far more tall Howard: I know a runt Who acts like a cunt His name is Tom Porritt And he's the size of a Hobbitt And there he is the little fucker Sitting down and eating pucka.. pies With the intention and contention To be bigger and stronger and higher Not smaller As a birthday treat his mrs let him stick it up who counthole It did not work so tried to put it in the mouthhole She cried a blead but Porritt laughed And said no more, i'll slap a whore And go home with the back door behind my ass hole Phillipa: What do you want in your sandwiches Rob Bradley: Porrrrrrrrriiiiiittttttttttttttt Phillipa: Porritt joined us for a 3 hour sandwich Phillipa: Daddy Porritt hurt me Rob Bradley: Porrrrriiiiittttttt i said poooooorrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiitttttt O.T Genesis: I'm in love with the.. Reado: Runt
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