I named my pager
Isn't that cute?
You should too!
So what's your pagers name?
I'm waiting!
People give me a hard time 'cause I have a wooden arse
That's why there's only sandpaper in the bathroom
So just get over it ok!
I've got free vacation
And cable TV
I'm not a star baby
I'm a trip
Can you dig me?
I like coffee
I feel tired
I got a Dukes of Hazard tattoo
And it's not even on the frickin' tv anymore
My friend Doris says I should go to church more
So I told her go to hell...ok
Just go to hell
I'm simple but I'm complicated
It was daddy's idea to show morse code on walkie talkies
We're rich now
