Howdy folks it's me again got a message to convey
I'm so confused what's to lose I think I might turn gay
On the day my bitch left
She said stick in your rear
She never thought she'd hear these words
Ooh your mustache is so tickly down there
(drill my ass)
Oh God it's tight
(drill my ass)
This is my first time
(drill my ass)
Love you - love you too
Live with bill it's such a thrill
We get it on so fine
We tend our garden everyday
Sometimes in 69
Play dress up and have puppet shows
We skip and dance and sing
Hes so helpful, shaves my back
Mark it's my turn to wear the cowboy hat
(its so hard)
The way he holds me
(its so hard)
I could just die
(its so hard)
Then we go drinking
And we start thinking
But doin it liberace
Then we bake a quiche
We went to church he held my hand
I gazed into his eyes
He kissed my ear, I said oh dear
My shaft began to rise
He whispered lets get married
I squeaked and shouted yes
Suddenly our lives a mess
He wore a tux, I wore a big pink dress
(drill my ass)
Not sure I'm right
(drill my ass)
What was I thinking
(drill my ass)
I like bull fights
(drill my ass)
No more knitting
(drill my ass)
No more skipping
I tried it once, for a whole six months
But so long moustache!
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Big Pink Dress Lyrics

Guttermouth – Big Pink Dress Lyrics