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Correct Big Pink Dress Lyrics
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Correct Big Pink Dress
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Howdy folks it's me again got a message to convey I'm so confused what's to lose I think I might turn gay On the day my bitch left She said stick in your rear She never thought she'd hear these words Ooh your mustache is so tickly down there (drill my ass) Oh God it's tight (drill my ass) This is my first time (drill my ass) Love you - love you too Live with bill it's such a thrill We get it on so fine We tend our garden everyday Sometimes in 69 Play dress up and have puppet shows We skip and dance and sing Hes so helpful, shaves my back Mark it's my turn to wear the cowboy hat (its so hard) The way he holds me (its so hard) I could just die (its so hard) Then we go drinking And we start thinking But doin it liberace Then we bake a quiche We went to church he held my hand I gazed into his eyes He kissed my ear, I said oh dear My shaft began to rise He whispered lets get married I squeaked and shouted yes Suddenly our lives a mess He wore a tux, I wore a big pink dress (drill my ass) Not sure I'm right (drill my ass) What was I thinking (drill my ass) I like bull fights (drill my ass) No more knitting (drill my ass) No more skipping I tried it once, for a whole six months But so long moustache!
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