You've got exactly sixty seconds
To tell me what you meant by that
One short minute to apologize
You've got exactly sixty seconds
To tell me what you meant by that
I hear the murder rate is on the rise
I'm in love, but I do not speak the language
I'm in love, but I don't understand
I'm in love, and I do not speak the language
But I try to speak the language of this foreign land
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Here I am, stupid american
Here I am
Here I am, stupid american
Here I am
You've got exactly sixty seconds
To take back that stupid question
A baguette doesn't come with a bag
You've got exactly sixty seconds
To take back that stupid question
It's called a baguette, don't you get it-get it
I'm in love, but I do not speak the language
I'm in love, but I don't understand
I'm in love, and I do not speak the language
When I try to speak the language
It comes out sounding like
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His heart is italy
His kiss is paris
His body is brazilian
My heart is... My heart is
Oklahoma
Oklahoma
You've got exactly sixty seconds
To kiss me like a european
One short minute to show me how
You've got exactly sixty seconds
To love me like a spy
I've seen those foreign films
Do it-do it now
I'm in love, with a man who says "te amo"
I'm in love, he calls me "ma petite chou-chou"
I'm in love, and I try to speak the language
But I can't understand a single word he's saying
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