I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon
A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun
I couldn't get my money back, so I'm in seat 7A
I'm getting drunk on a plane

I bet the feller on the aisle thought I was crazy
'Cause I taped your picture to the seat back right beside me
Now I've got empty mini bottles filling both our trays
I'm getting drunk on a plane

Buying drinks for everybody
Fuck the pilot, it's a party
Got this 737 rocking like a G6
Stewardess is something sexy
Leaning, pouring Coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile-high flight attention

It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
I'm up so high, I may never come down
I'll try anything to drown out this pain
They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

We had this date marked on the calendar forever
We'd take that new-wed limo airport ride together
I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake
So, hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane

Buying drinks for everybody
Fuck the pilot, it's a party
Got this 737 rocking like a G6
Stewardess is something sexy
Leaning, pouring Coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile-high flight attention

It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
I'm up so high, I may never come down
I'll try anything to drown out this pain
They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

On my home, I'll bump this seat right up to first class
So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass
And when we land, I'll call her up, and tell her "Kiss my ass"
'Cause, hey, I'm drunk on a plane

Buying drinks for everybody
Fuck the pilot, it's a party
Got this 737 rocking like a G6
Stewardess is something sexy
Leaning, pouring Coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile-high flight attention

It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
I'm up so high, I may never come down
I'll try anything to drown out this pain
They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

I'm getting drunk on a plane
I might be passed out in the baggage claim
But right now, I'm drunk on a plane
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Drunk On A Plane Lyrics

Dierks Bentley – Drunk On A Plane Lyrics

Songwriters: CHRIS TOMPKINS, DIERKS BENTLEY, JOSH KEAR
Drunk On A Plane lyrics © Round Hill Music Big Loud Songs, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.

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