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Correct Drunk On A Plane Lyrics
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Dierks Bentley
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Correct Drunk On A Plane
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I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun I couldn't get my money back, so I'm in seat 7A I'm getting drunk on a plane I bet the feller on the aisle thought I was crazy 'Cause I taped your picture to the seat back right beside me Now I've got empty mini bottles filling both our trays I'm getting drunk on a plane Buying drinks for everybody Fuck the pilot, it's a party Got this 737 rocking like a G6 Stewardess is something sexy Leaning, pouring Coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high, I may never come down I'll try anything to drown out this pain They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane We had this date marked on the calendar forever We'd take that new-wed limo airport ride together I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake So, hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane Buying drinks for everybody Fuck the pilot, it's a party Got this 737 rocking like a G6 Stewardess is something sexy Leaning, pouring Coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high, I may never come down I'll try anything to drown out this pain They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane On my home, I'll bump this seat right up to first class So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass And when we land, I'll call her up, and tell her "Kiss my ass" 'Cause, hey, I'm drunk on a plane Buying drinks for everybody Fuck the pilot, it's a party Got this 737 rocking like a G6 Stewardess is something sexy Leaning, pouring Coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds I'm up so high, I may never come down I'll try anything to drown out this pain They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane I'm getting drunk on a plane I might be passed out in the baggage claim But right now, I'm drunk on a plane
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