So you're on the floor at 54
Think you can last at the Palace?
Does your body go to the to and fro?
Tonight's the night or didn't you know that Ivan meets G. I. Joe? (Ivan meets G. I. Joe)
Ivan meets G. I. Joe (Ivan meets G. I. Joe)
Ivan meets G. I. Joe (Ivan meets G. I. Joe)
Ivan meets G. I. Joe
He tried his tricks, that Ruskie bear
The United Nations said, "It's all fair"
He did the radiation, he did the chemical plague
He could not win with a cossack spin
The Vostok Bomb, the Stalin strike
He tried every move, he tried to hitch hike
He drilled a hole like a Russian star
He made every move in his repertoire when Ivan meets G. I. Joe (Ivan meets G. I. Joe)
Ivan meets G. I. Joe (Ivan meets G. I. Joe)
Ivan meets G. I. Joe (Ivan meets G. I. Joe)
Ivan meets G. I. Joe
Ivan meets G. I. Joe (Ivan meets G. I. Joe)
Ivan meets G. I. Joe (Ivan meets G. I. Joe)
Ivan meets G. I. Joe (Ivan meets G. I. Joe)
Ivan meets G. I. Joe
Now it was G. I. Joe's turn to blow
He turned it on, cool and slow
He tried a pay phone call to the Pentagon
A radar scan, a leviathan
He wiped the Earth clean as a plate
What does it take to make a Ruskie break?
But the crowd are bored and off they go over the road to watch China go
Ivan meets G. I. Joe (Ivan meets G. I. Joe)
Ivan meets G. I. Joe (Ivan meets G. I. Joe)
Ivan meets G. I. Joe (Ivan meets G. I. Joe)
Ivan meets G. I. Joe
