The demons were planning on having a party one night.
They got beer, Jack Daniels, and pretzels,
There was red wine, some white.
They were celebratin how they crucified Christ on that tree.
But Satan, the snake himself, wasn't so at ease.
Well, he took his crooked finger,
And he dialed the phone by his bed,
To call an old faithful friend, who'd know for sure if he was dead.
"He said grave grave tell me did my plan fail?"
Grave just laughed and said ah man, "The dude is dead as nails."
On Friday night, they crucified the Lord at calvary,
But he said, "Don't dread, in three days I'm gonna live again,
You'll see! "
When problems try to bury you, make it hard to pray,
It may seem like Friday, but Sunday's on the way!
A tranquilizer and a horror filck, could not calm Satan's fear.
So Saturday night, he calls up the grave, scared of what he'd hear.
"Hey, grave, what's going on?"
Grave said, "Man look you've called me twice,
And I'll tell you one more time boss, the Jew's on ice. "
The devil said, " Man grave, you remember when,
Old Lazarus, was in his grave.
Yuo see everything was cool then four days later... Boom,
Old Lazarus, he was raised.
Now, this Jesus, he is much more trouble
Than anyone has ever been to me,
And look grave it's got old devil shook cause this man said
He'll only be dead three. "
Sunday morning Satan woke with a jump,
Ready to blow a fuse.
He was shaking from the tips of his pointed ears,
To the toes of his pointy shoes.
"He said grave tell me is he alive, I don't wanna lose my neck?"
Grave said 'your evilness maintain your cool devil you are a wreck
Grave said Cool your jets Big D, my sting is still intact.
You see Jesus is dead forever take it from the grave brother he aint
Never coming back.
So mellow out man, just go drink up or shoot up,
But look devil just leave old grave alone
And I'll catch you la... La...
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!!!!
Somebody's messin' with the stone! "
Well, the stone was rolled away,
And it bounced a time or two,
And an angel stepped inside,
And said, "Yo I'm Gabriel, who are you?
If you're wondering where the Lord is,
At this very hour,
I tell ya he's alive and well,
With resurection power! "
Friday night they crucified the Lord at Calvary
But he said don't dread
He said in three days you can even count em boys
I'm gonna be kickin again you'll see
When problems try to bury you and make it hard to pray
It may seem like Friday
But I say Sunday
The devil hates Sunday
I tell you Sunday is here to stay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!