It was the first day back to school Cuttin' up in class Acting like a tool Friends are rollin' in We started talkin' about the summer Dj Saw "twilight" BUMMER! I spoke up and asked my friends Are there any new girls? 9's or 10's? Hopin a few hotties had move from other cities And in walked this girl with tig ole' bitties I can't believe my eyes In a contest they's win first prize Double d guarantee I was checkin' their size It's like two beach ball in shirt disguise Or earth and mars havin some fun Wait I take that back it's like two of the suns But at this point I let my mind run And drifted it off thinkin about them tig ole' bitties
Tig ole' bitties Mt.fugi brought it's twins Tig ole' bitties Two melons in a shirt Tig ole' bitties I put books in my lap Tig ole' bitties Head bobbin as she walks Tig ole' bitties Oh my god! Tig ole' bitties
Tig ole' bittes ( repeated several times ]
Kept trippin' in class Because of her dang breast in a tiny white shirt Boobs having a fiesta Later in lab we were messin' with test tubes Could'nt take my eyes off the new girl chest BOOBS! Wasn't paying attention Got busted Had to serve detention In biology we talked about bee's The best kind of bee's... BOOBIES! I can't believe my mind I hold a poker face to her two of a kind With each step her breast gettin' redefined I'm making my move I'm thinkin' it's time Oh snap! I'm gonna ask her to prom And in my head she responds " your the bomb " Feeling nervous so I could to three " I like your boobs " " go to prom with me? "
Tig ole' bitties King kong boobs Tig ole' bitties Great tracks of land Tig ole' bitties Like my balls Tig ole' bitties Real big Tig ole' bitties Oh my god! Tig ole' bitties
Tig ole' bitties ( repeated several times ]
She said yes so I'm getting ready Stain on my shirt Mom's spaghetti I picked her up and I'm pretty sure That she'll let me motor boat like Br-br-br-br-br I try to cop a feel once we got to school She said " no touching. that's the rule " Principle walks up on the scene "its time to announce proms queen and king" "your favorite martain man and tig ole' bitties" "congratulation to you both on winning" Time slowed down and she jumped for joy Then out of her dressed jumped something more Tissues flew and rain from the sky OH MY GOD! You stuffed your shirt Your favorite martian in a world of hurt Aww Fake ole' bitties
WOW! Fake ole' bitties You breakin my heart with Fake ole' bitties You're crushin my dreams with Fake ole' bitties I can't believable it Fake ole' bitties You really suck Fake ole' bitties I can't believe you would do that Fake ole' bitties