I got that Nerd Rage Nerd Rage I got that Nerd Rage Nerd Rage Ner-er-erd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-erd Rage
They say I "Nerd Rage" I say they don't understand Keep talkin' trash bitch Imma have to ban You from my chat room And I can hardly think But Imma have to slap Jar Jar Binks
And slam George Lucas' head in a car door For far more than just ruining Star Wars Stop re-mastering you're making it worse And for the love of god, Greedo didn't shoot first!
And fuck Comic Sans And fuck low bandwidth And never say that Pluto ain't a planet Goddamnit
I'm readin' what you're saying On the message boards Yes I have to had sex before! With a girl, you don't know her! She moved away! Shut up! And don't tell me Doctor Who is the same Without Tom Baker The shit is just lame And what do you mean You've never seen "Citizen Kane?"
I broke seven keyboards over my knee How dare you say Marvel is better than DC Your horrible grammar It's makin' me puke And Captain Kirk was far superior to John Luke Picard And a Jedi could whip Superman in a fight When I'm right Imma laugh like:
You beat me at chess I'm flippin' the board Then I'll go to Michael Bay's house Kick in the door Break every single copy of "Transformers 4" Hit Bay in the dick with a stick 'til he's sore I'll own your ass in Halo so bad you might cry And who the hell jacked my twelve-sided die?
I'll beat you up I know karate Ask my girlfriend Yes I have a girlfriend! Did I mention I have a girlfriend?
I see Will Wheaton, and I get excited (And pick up your toys! ) They're collectors items Shut up, Mom! And give 'em back to me! And holy shit! Don't take 'em out the packaging! (And clean your room, it smells like manure And stop watchin' porn videos on your computer! ) I'm doin' research Leave me alone Why you hatin'? (I just think it's weird that all the girls are Asian)
I got that Ner-er-erd Rage Ner-er-erd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage Ner-er-erd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage Nerd Rage I got that Nerd Rage Nerd Rage Ner-er-erd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage (Go, go, go)
I got that Nerd Rage Nerd Rage I got that Nerd Rage Nerd Rage Ner-er-erd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage Ner-er-erd Rage (Go, go, go)
All my fellow nerds Oh, I know you understand All my fellow nerds Sing along if you can (We got that) Nerd Rage (We got that) Nerd Rage (We got that) Nerd Rage (We got that) Nerd Rage Nerd Rage
[Spoken:] "What? You never heard of Joss Whedon? He's like one of the greatest writer/directors Of our time! And what do you mean "Phantom Menace" Is your favorite Star Wars movie? God da... dude, alright We ca... we can't be friends I can't be your friend anymore Goodbye"