Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I’d go beserk
Well you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I’ve gone
Completely out of my mind

And they’re coming to take me ha-ha
They’re coming to take me away ho-ho he-he ha-ha
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I’ll be happy to see
Those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they’re coming to take me away ha-ha

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed you laughed
When I had said that losing you
Would make me flip my lid
Right you know you laughed
I heard you laughed you laughed you laughed
And laughed and then you left
But now you know I’m utterly mad

And they’re coming to take me away ha-ha
They’re coming to take me away ho-ho he-he ha-ha
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they’re coming to take me away ha-ha

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish loving deeds
Ha well you just wait
They’ll find you yet and when they do
They’ll put you in the ASPCA
You mangy mutt

And they’re coming to take me ha-ha
They’re coming to take me away ho-ho he-he ha-ha
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I’ll be happy to see
Those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they’re coming to take me away ha-ha ha
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they’re coming to take me away ha-ha
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I’ll be happy to see
Those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they’re coming to take me away ha-ha ha-ha
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They're Coming To Take Me Away Lyrics

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