Munchkins Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead. Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed. Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go, Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out. Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low. Let them know The Wicked Witch is dead! Mayor As Mayor of the Munchkin City, In the County of the Land of Oz, I welcome you most regally. Barrister But we've got to verify it legally, to see Mayor To see? Barrister If she Mayor If she? Barrister Is morally, ethic'lly Father No.1 Spiritually, physically Father No. 2 Positively, absolutely Munchkins Undeniably and reliably Dead Coroner As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her. And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead. Mayor Then this is a day of Independence For all the Munchkins and their descendants Barrister If any. Mayor Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked Old Witch at last I'd dead!