Don't kill people you don't know
Don't shoot them with guns
Don't rob gas stations and banks
Don't rob liquor stores elsewhere
It's against the law
It's against the law
It's against the law
It's against the law
Don't sell illegal drugs
Don't bust people in the head
Don't stick up people for money
Don't ever take things that don't belong to you
It's against the law
It's against the law
It's against the law
It's against the law
Never assault a police officer
Never threaten a security guard
Never kill a probation officer
Keep your ass out of the metal clink
It's against the law
It's against the law
It's against the law
It's against the law
Allstate, you're in good hands
