The first one was a sweet one Second one was a blast Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast You can see 'em in my teeth Tell it when I talk Had so many my pancreas just went into shock
I love the white stuff, baby In the middle of an Oreo I love the white stuff, baby It's the most delicious thing I know
I've had a zillion or two In my life, they're so right My teeth are all rotted clear through But who cares? What else am I supposed to do?
[Chorus:] Oh Oreo The white stuff Oh Oreo What's in the middle? The white stuff
The first time that I tried it Got a big sugar buzz Nothing gets me high as that sandwich cookie does But I love the filling most I rub it on my roast Mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toast
I love the white stuff, baby In the middle of an Oreo I love the white stuff, baby Take some with me everywhere I go
Might get a pimple or two Well, so what? It's all right Now Twinkies and Ding Dongs won't do All I need... You know what it is
[Chorus:] Oh Oreo, the white stuff [Repeat: x1] Oh Oreo What's in the middle? The white stuff