I sued Taco Bell
Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
And I got fat!

I sued Panasonic
They never said I shouldn't use their microwave
To dry off my cat

Huh, I sued Earth link
Cause I called them up
And they had the nerve to put me on hold

I sued Starbucks
Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap
And br, it was cold!

I sued Toys"are"Us
Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball
And nearly choked to death

Ugh, I sued Petco
Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter
And now I got bad breath!

I sued Coca-Cola, yo
Cause I put my finger down in a bottle
And it got stuck!

I sued Delta Airlines
Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey
I went there, and it sucked!

Yeah!

If you stand me up on a date
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late

I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!

Ugh!

I sued Duracell
They never told me not to shove that double-A
Right up my nose

I sued Home Depot
Cause they sold me a hammer
Which they knew I might drop on my toes

I sued Dell Computers
Cause I took a bath with my laptop
Now it doesn't work

I sued Fruit of the Loom
Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head
I look like a jerk

I sued Verizon
Cause I get all depressed
Any time my cell phone is roaming

I sued Colorado
Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much
Like Wyoming

I sued Neiman Marcus
Cause they put up their Christmas decorations
Way out of season

I sued Ben Affleck

Aw, do I even need a reason?

Ugh!

If I sprain my ankle
While I'm robbing your place

If I hurt my knuckles
When I punch you in the face

I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue
Yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue you

Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya!
If you even look at me funny

I'll sue ya!
Ha-ha ha ha-ha
I'll sue ya!
What'chall think of that?

I'll sue ya!
Ha-ha ha ha-ha
Boo ya!
I'll sue ya!

Ugh!
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I'll Sue Ya Lyrics

Weird Al Yankovic – I'll Sue Ya Lyrics