If I pull out the claymore youre shit outta luck
Whos that girl, that pretty young thing
After I fuck her shell get up and sing
Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye
Down to the pub for a two shilling ale
The bread on the counter is going stale
If I dont get some fresh bread soon
Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon
Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye
Aint got no girl cuz I havent the time
Got too many other things on me mind
Patty was nice she was pale and cute
But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit
Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye
Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet
Got mold in my ears but I aint dead yet
Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head
When patty starts cryin this is what I said
Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye