When I was a young man
I traveled 'round the world
And iv'e been with every kind of girl
I think I slept with half the population of Japan
But it's nothing strange it's normal for a man

Back then our president really raised the bar
Getting caught stuck in the cookie jar
He gave new meaning to having an intern on your staff
It's nothing strange it's normal for a man
But then he went on TV and lied through his teeth
He rattled off excuses for what made him cheat
What I wouldn't give to see somebody come along and take a stand
Just grow a pair and fess up and say "it's normal for a man"

When you are a tiger, and have a gorgeous wife
Sometimes you just get tired of your life
If ya eat filet mignon each day
Eventually you'll want spam
But it's nothing strange it's normal for a man

Take that motorcycle man who we a movie star
While she made films he trolled around in bars
He bed a stripper with a Nazi tattoo on her ass
It's nothing strange it's normal for a man
But then he went on TV and lied through his teeth
He rattled off excuses for what made him cheat
What I wouldn't give to see somebody take a stand
Just grow a pair and fess up and say
"It's normal for a man"

We men have our predilection
We'll cheat if given half the chance
There ain't no such thing as sex addiction
We're all just horny bastard
And we can't keep it in our pants

It's perfectly normal perfectly natural!

Well now I'm old and wiser and have a lovely wife
And I'll be true to her for all my life
I ain't saying that I'm special
Or that I'm a superman
I guess I'm just too old and tired to do
What's normal for a man

But if I did I wouldn't go lying through my teeth
Wouldn't rattle off excuses for what made me cheat
I'd be the one to finally come along and take a stand
I'd show my pair and fess up and say "it's normal for a man"

And then you'd leave and I'll be lonely...
I'd hit the bar and wreck my health...
I'd cry and say I ruined everything...
But don't feel bad for me it's nothing strange
It's normal for a man!
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