[Verse 1]
Never spoke a single lie
Still no one believes your side
You were bored and too polite
And Helen had you in her sights
[Chorus]
You come home from school
To find her naked in your bed
Everybody always said
Helen's funny in the head
[Post-Chorus]
Threw her class ring
To the voices in the trees
Keep an eye out good
Cause Helen's in the woods
[Verse 2]
Her Mama proved a hitch to pose
So Helen broke her Mama's nose
Your Dad said "Son, what'd you do to that girl?
Something's gone and made her whiskers curl"
[Chorus]
You come home from school
To find her naked in your bed
Everybody always said
Helen's funny in the head
[Post-Chorus]
Threw her class ring
To the voices in the trees
Warn the neighbors if you could
Tell 'em Helen's in the woods
[Bridge]
Helen, Helen
Come out, come out, wherever you are
Helen, Helen
Come out, come out, wherever you are
[Chorus]
You come home from school
To find her naked in your bed
Everybody always said
Helen's funny in the head
[Post-Chorus]
Threw her dignity
To the voices in the trees
I'd leave the neighborhood
Cause Helen's in the woods
