[Too $hort] I wanna pimp you hoe (pimp you hoe) I'm the only pimp you know (that pimp you know) Make that money when you go (make that money hoe) I just wanna spend yo' dough (spend yo' dough) Give a pimp what I need (what I need) 'Kay, while I puff my weed (while I puff my weed) Buy you all the stuff I see (all that stuff I see) You wanna get fucked by me.. by me..
I know you think I'm crazy, based on how retarded I get All these pimps on the mic, bitch I started that shit When Snoop was in elementary, I rapped on hella pimp beats Keep the rhymes in a big-ass box, that's never empty In 1981 I said, "Bitch suck my dick!" And Freddie B, had the tooth fairy turnin tricks Befo' Eazy-E, Ice Cube, N.W.A. I was spittin pimp rhymes, way up in the bay I grew up in L.A., back in the day mayne I moved to Oakland, and soaked up that bay game Mo' bounce to the ounce, we was bumpin Spoonie Gee Or Grandmaster Flash, Sugarhill to me In 1982 we had fun in the streets All they played was Too $hort, and Run-D.M.C. nigga And I was rappin X-rated back then I was just a lil' kid, but a real mack pimp
Now all these niggaz, pimpin, without no hoes All these niggaz, rappin and can't rock no shows And the rest of y'all frontin, in your videos Gettin it, actin like some silly hoes You ain't pimpin mayne! You don't talk like we talk You like a wannabe gangbanger tryin to C-walk You ain't a crip motherfucker, and you ain't a B-dawg You actin way too phony, and now you pissin me off Fake gangster who you killed? Fake pimp what you sayin? Yo' album sound fake, and you're fuckin up the game You make a lot of rap fans, hate this shit $hort Dawg got a new one? I can't wait to get it It's called "Up All Nite," with Lil Jon and Jazze Pha And if you ain't heard yet, you know I have to say that Bitches jammin, I know you want it now $hort Dawg got the hottest shit comin out