Congratulations on your recent acquisition, the bunker is convenient and =
Easy to install, you've purchased the finest in home fortification, the =
Comfort will please you and heighten you're morale, keenly concoted the =
Barricade is comely, the entrance is impregnable and ready for assault, =
Safe in the knowledge you didn't waste your money, lie back in your =
Sanctum you are untouchable. Sterile heaven hermetically sealed for your =
Protection and increased yield. Sterile heaven 'cause you're number one, =
Equipped with ample insulation. Under surveilance invaders are detected, =
External apparatus incarcerates them all. Flash incinerated and lightly =
Disinfected, the ashes are bundled and packed in a vault, you're =
Accommodations are acoustically defended you need not hear the death =
Cries we bring them to a halt, encapsulation is highly recommended, in =
Brocade or wood grain or neoclassical. Airtight and quiet with total =
Privacy just keep the filter clean, you've taken the precaution, of =
Utter isolation, you buy serenity, you've read the warranty.
Submitted by: Mel
