Where'd the cheese go?
Where's the cheese gone?
Where the cheese be?
Where be my cheese?
Inside, Inside, Inside, Inside, Inside, Inside, Inside, Inside
Who took the cheese?
Who has the cheese?
Who's got the cheese?
Where's all the cheese?
Inside, Inside, Inside, Inside, Inside, Inside, Inside
The insider, that's who took the cheese
The insider, that's where the cheese be.
