We got the whole family here.
Time to meet the crew, Y'all!
My name is Jorm,
You can call me J-Orgus
Ride around town bumpin' Fugees in a tortoise
Yo, I'm Artemis Prime
Also known as Young Sandwich.
The Lonely Island got amigos like my man John Landis.
'Kiv in the house,
But you can call me Young Dad,
Rockin' pink Adidas, never wear plaid
I'm little Tony
I'm always playin' pranks:
Make you run out the room 'cause my booty stanks
I am the fat one
They call me Fat Bob.
I get all the ladies even though I'm a slob.
I'm Piccolo Pete
And a part of the crew.
You'll know that it's me from the sound of my flute
Hell, I'm Sick Eric
I'm always sick.
You can catch me on the corner taking antibiotics.
They call me Smooth Guy
'Cause I be drinkin' mad smoothies.
You think I got my name from my voice? That just ain't true, G.
They call me Creepy Zeek
You know I do my own thing.
My rhymes ain't good but I'm fun in small doses.
They call me Boring Steven
I don't know why:
My rhymes are dope and my whip is fly (it's fuckin bullshit).
I'm a rich guy
I'm doing this as a lark.
My sense of humor is extremely dark.
I'm new to the crew
And no one trusts me at all.
If they'd get to know me they'd see I'm a ball
People call me Tiny.
My name is ironic.
I'm 12 feet tall. My life is hard.
I'm a little lost,
Is this the right studio?
I work for Rod Stewart, you know what? I'm gonna go.
I wear stripes that match the wallpaper.
I'm hiding now but I'll surprise you later
Well, my name is Greg
And I'm on the phone;
It was my mom's birthday so I had to fly home
We're the Buddha Twins
Always smoking Buddha Bless.
Never puff Sess, Buddha Bless is the best!
Hey, I'm Rod Stewart...
I'm lookin for my tech,
He's always wandering off, what a pain in the neck!
So there it is
One third of the crew...
The rest couldn't be here or phone in...
But best believe they are missed.
Lonely Island, we out.