I was alone and
I was so confused
But then I found a thing
That I could really use
She was only 19.95
So I blew her up and
Watched her come alive
In the back of magazines
They hide behind the coretines
Every color
Every shape and
Every size
Delivered just in time
Do you make a garuntee?
Sex objects sex objects sex objects
They're for pretend
It couldnt be any better than this
The plastics smooth so I can kiss
Everyday is just like the first
I hope I love her
She never frowns
Its an easy thing to do
Remember just the thought
You know you rarely share these things
Loves funny with what it brings
Sometimes either way
She's all mine
Sex objects sex objects sex objects
They're for pretend
Sex objects sex objects sex objects
They're for pretend
Oh yeah
They tell me that its wrong
I knew that all along and
Yes it may be strange but
But that don't change the fact
I'm in love with plastic sex
Its an easy thing to do remember
Just the thought you knew
You see you rarely share these things
Loves funny with what it brings sometimes
Either way she's all mine
Sex objects sex objects sex objects
They're for pretend
Sex objects sex objects sex objects
They're for pretend
Treats me so nice
Sex objects
All day all night
Sex objects
Synthetic skin I fit right in
