Friendship is rare,
Do you know what I'm sayin' to you?
Friendship is rare.

My derriere,
When ya find out much later
That they don't really care.

It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me, can't you see?

Oh shit there's a bear,
Could you hand me that shotgun buddy,
Also that chair?

We're fighting a bear
Now your life's in grave danger
And ya don't even care

It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me, can't you see?

It's rare, to me
Say a prayer for me

Cause it's rare to be
In Tenacious D!
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Friends will be friends
They're running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band

Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end

Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!

Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!


Friends will be friends
They're running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band

Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end

Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!

Long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends, yeahhhh