Johnny has a dream to make the sceen
Where all he has to do is make girls scream
Unbuckling his belt will surely make them melt
Turning butter into cream
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For now, he's an unknown who's content to take orders
Stocking magazines, turning fives into quaters
Soon he'll make them see that he's got what it takes
When they get a look at his 14 inch snake

He's got a job in a porno shop, where he mops up for free
Oh, it may suck now, but he knows somehow
He'll see his face on a T.V. screen