There's a place where we all know
Where all the Valleys go
It's not hard to reach
Beer Can Beach
All the chicks look really nice
But their hair is full of lice
Something smells like fish
On Beer Can Beach
If you want to drink some beer
Just sit down and have no fear
But watch out for the pigs
On Beer Can Beach
Budwizer
Hynaken
Lowidark
Elephunt
San Migelle
Dose xx
Primo beer