Mark: I like my toast buttered
Stephen: and i'll take mine dry

Mark: I dig the beatles
Stephen: i'm a stones kinda guy

Mark: I have fine taste
Stephen: and i like things cheap

Mark: I wanna stay up all night
Stephen: i just wanna sleep, with your sister

Mark: I love the sunshine
Stephen: and i wanna nail your sister
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/s/stephen+lynch/best+friends+song_20162204.html ]
Mark: I like julia roberts movies
Stephen: just wanna F the S out of your sister
And Mark you would rule
Hey!, if you'd say it's cool
I'd go pick her up at her junior high school
Yea your sister
Yeaaa
I wanna F your sister
Wanna F her in the A
And just C all over her chin
Well i'd stick my fist in her V
And i'd move it around and then i'd move it to her A hole
It'd be so F'ing great
I'd nail her
I wanna F your sister!