Last night, I got so high I think I had sex with the cable guy Well I'll admit, it would've been funny, But that pole smoker stole all my drug money
I buy chronic every week or so But I do it when I'm really really high on blow I'm wide awake, but it's hard to count I paid elven hundred dollars for a quarter ounce!
I like drugs but they don't like me My brain cells seem to disagree I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs, but they don't like me
I was pounding some bitch the other night Rolling on E man, feeling alright When I was high she was hotter than heck But I woke up to a face that looked like Shrek I get high, that ain't no lie But I can't afford another friggin DUI Doctor says "stop, or you'll be dying" I was gonna, but then you said you were buying
I like drugs but the don't like me It's always better, when they're free! I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs, but they don't like me No they don't! Don't try and stop me, I can't be saved, oh yeah If I die tonight at least my balls are shaved, Can you necro-feel-it!
Aaahhhhh yeah I like drugs I do it when I'm chillin' Aaaahhhhhh oh yeah I like drugs I've even snorted penicillin If I can crush it, it goes up my nose If it's smack I'll shoot it in between my toes How old am I? Nobody knows! My surgeon is my dealer so my age never shows! Vicodin, Valium, Percocet and crack, Everybody scream Heavy Metal's back! I like drugs but the don't like me
I like drugs but the don't like me I'm driving right now to the next party I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs, but they don't like me