Ev'ry dog will have it's day
That's what people used to say
Nowadays that's not the case
There's a fat cat tha' runs the place

While the cat's away the rats will surely go down
Listenup 'cuz I'm tellin you the low down
What does it matter if he keeps getting fatter, auhhhh...
What does it matter if fat cat's getting fatter?

Fat cat keeps getting fatter

He comes in 'most ev'ry night
Wakes me up before daylight
All around that house of mine
It's pit, pat, pit, pat, pit pat pit pat all the time

While the cat's away the rats will surely go down
Listenup 'cuz I'm tellin you the low down
What does it matter if he keeps getting fatter, auhhhh...
What does it matter that cat keeps getting fatter?

Fat cat keeps getting fatter