I would climb the deepest river, swim the highest mountain I'd wash my feet in lemonade if that will do the trick I would dip my pig in butter, and ride him 'round the playground If I thought it'd make you love me I'd put soup on a stick Soup on a stick! I knew a girl named Zoey, who lived in Chicago-ey She moved to Buffalo-ey where it's snowy But that's another sto-ey, a-huh! Zoey had a sister, and I could not resist her I tried one time to kiss her but I missed her And that's how I met Zoey, ho!
Here's the part about cuttin' muffins
And I'd climb the deepest river, swim the highest mountain I'd even clean my room if I thought that would do the trick I'd trade underwear with Zorak, or give up eating donuts If I thought it'd make you love me I'd put soup on a stick Something on a...stick? Soup....on a stick