Tired of playin the clown
If I want your opinion Ill ask ya
I can get myself down
Night driving without headlight
Wearin sunglasses too
Lookin good but sure dont feel right
Anything to be cool
Doin hopscotch with my legs tied
Jumpin rope in wet cement
Black leather in midday sunshine
All your mothers moneys spent
Doin time on the metal detector
Like to drown in your pool
Coverin up everything thats defective
Anything to be cool
A burning heart could be so cool
Wont you be my fashion victim
Come on, Im an april fool for you
Holdin on to whats left of real life
Anything to be cool (x4)
A burning heart like an april fool
Wont you be my fashion victim
Come on, Im an april fool
Im a mid-spring snowfall, jokes on you
Im an april fool for you
Im an april fool for you
Im an april fool
(x3)