We're sitting here in this cell,
You know it's like a living hell.
Was what you did really a crime?
The judge says you have to serve time.
It's the law, you're in jail.
It's the law that sets your bail.
Don't bother to try and fight,
It's only a few more nights
The deputy had a bad night,
He couldn't get it up for his wife.
So, he gonna be pissed on the job and
He's gonna bum out your life.