I was late for work and the boss got smart
My pantyline shows--got a run in my hose
My hair went fiat--man, I hate that (hate that)
Just when I thought things couldnt get worse
I realized I forgot my purse
With all this stress--i must confess
This could be worse than pms
Bridge:
This job aint worth the pay
Cant wait til the end of the day
Honey, Im on my way
Hey! hey! hey! hey!
Chorus:
Honey, Im home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, Im back, my heads killing me
I need to relax and watch tv
Get off the phone--give the dog a bone
Hey! hey! honey, Im home!
I broke a nail opening the mail
I cursed out loud cause it hurts like hell
This jobs a pain--its so mundane
It sure dont stimulate my brain
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(chorus)
Oh, rub my neck will you
(chorus)
Im home, that feels much better