(words & music by Arska)
I don??™t wanna be an American Idol
I don??™t wanna be on a magazine cover
But I wouldn??™t say no to one million dollars
Would you?
I wrote me a song and it??™s not about love
I don??™t give a damn if you tell me it sucks
I won??™t pretend I??™m someone else
Could you?
Simon can??™t sing, Simon can??™t dance
He doesn??™t look cool and he??™s not in a band
But he thinks he looks so hot when he dresses in black
I don??™t need fame from a marketing putz
15 minutes never gonna be enough
I didn??™t get here overnight
Should you?
Simon can??™t sing, Simon can??™t dance
He doesn??™t look cool and he??™s not in a band
But he thinks he looks so hot when he dresses in black
(He??™s wearing black now)
Simon can??™t sing, Simon can??™t dance
He doesn??™t look cool and he??™s not in a band
But he thinks he looks so hot when he dresses in black
(He??™s always wearing black)
Do you think ur really cool?
Do you think that you rule?
Do you think that ur hot on ur tv show?
Do you think that ur cool?
Do you think that you rule?
Do you think you have the hottest tv show?
It??™s just a tv show!
I don??™t wanna sing for a soda pop ad
I won??™t sell out 4 a big lump of cash
I??™d rather piss off everyone
Like you!
Simon can??™t sing, Simon can??™t dance
He doesn??™t look cool and he??™s not in a band
But he thinks he looks so hot when he dresses in black
(He??™s wearing black now)
Simon can??™t sing, Simon can??™t dance
He doesn??™t look cool and he??™s not in a band
But he thinks he looks so hot when he dresses in black
(He??™s always wearing black)
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