Oh, herro please. You can call me DJ Not Nice. I run a dry-cleaning service in Detroit. You want black belt? $10 cash. No ticket, no laundry. Here we go.
(Ching Chang Chong x8 during this) Oh Yeah. I smack a bitch if I have to tell her twice Here we go everybody Help me sing this song. Rucka Rucka Ali Number one in USA
I talk like ching chang chong You walk into my store I say "Hurry up and buy" This is America They call me Jackie Chan I come here from Japan I talk like ching chang chong Welcome, sing my song I got that how u cow I give you eggroll now, Don't care if you want steak I give you by mistake You want some wonton soup? I gove you eggdrop, oops I talk like ching chang chong Don't f*** with Viet Cong With my ninja supplies I catch you by surprise I throw my ninja dagger, Hit you between the eyes I cook my black-eyed peas While the black guy pees Please wear a black tie, please I tell the black guy peace. I use my Kung-Fu grip To slap your bitches' tits My people come to your village And tear your heart to bits I teach you Ti Kwan Do You come to my condo I cook up crack you smoke You think I be some joke If you think I'm Chinese I be like "Ninja please" My people come from China, But we not from Beijing We won Olympic games Because you wimps can't play My people wear diapers, No time for bathroom break
(Chorus) Ninjas in the place Do the Ching Chang Chong Throw your nunchucks in the air Rucka likes sideways vaginas
Call me DJ not nice I eat no food but rice Ancient Korean recipe I get from Jesus Christ Have you Achieved the Zen? I give you 2 for 10 We drink 2 Heineken I be your Chinese friend You bitches grind on me But not if you Taiwanese I make you bitches cry With cream of some young guy I eat my ramen cup Where did my mom end up I left her in Tokyo Those Filipino sluts I don't like Kim Jung Il He try to get me kill He fire blank missiles All up close in my grill Wait who just bombed Detroit The city's been destroyed It was the Japanese Herro, remember me?
Motherf***ers in this bitch Do the ching chang chong Yeah
(Ching chang chong x16 during this) It would be great honor to enter every vagina in this party. I have disgraced my father for every vagina I have not entered... By force. Open sesame... seed chicken. Crowded elevator smell different to midget... Confucius say. You ever see Ninja Turtle movie? I was the third... clansman.